“Spent two hours making broccoli cheese soup from scratch, and the pepper grinder snapped dumping the entire thing into the stock pot.”

“Even though there were parking spots closer to my apartment (not under a tree), I chose to park further away and let someone else get a better spot. This is how the universe thanked me.”

“At friend’s restroom, always check before number 2.”

“I poured beef broth into the crook pot as the last ingredient for my homemade chili and out came mold.”

“I spilled boiling Ramen on my hand, I tried to fight the pain and hold onto the bowl, I lost that fight. It was my last packet. Burnt hand, broken bowl, no Ramen for lunch.”

“Someone keyed my brand new car, the first new car I’ve ever owned.”

Oh dear…

“Hey, boss? I’m going to be late for work today.”

“Found this outside. Someone’s day will be ruined.”

WELP.

“Moved the flour away from the kid so he wouldn’t make a mess….and I knocked it off the counter with my elbow.”

“She thought she could keep up with the big kids.”

“Dropped my wireless mouse into my candle.”

“The are 5 cats at my house. This is not one of them.”

“Emptied the bag when I couldn’t find a blue one. Turns out there aren’t any. Blue is my favorite.”

“When it snows before the leaves fall off.”

“Let the apprentice drive” they said.

“Came home to six chewed and destroyed Switch games with 100s of hours on them.”

“Spending $6,000 because some idiot who built this house cheaped out and used PVC for part of the water main. Have to get a whole new water main installed, also facing a $1,000+ water bill due to wasted water.”

“My new USB cable arrived…”

“Got eloped this weekend then went out to a fancy restaurant to celebrate. We asked our waiter to take a picture of us and this was the only one he got.”

“I too, was the only person dressed up today for work. Also in a full-body banana costume.”

“A friend of mine was in the process of selling their house & they sent me pictures of this this morning.”

“The bottom edge just tapped the island and the bottom broke off.”